Run Run Away

[With full apologies to Slade]


Aw-roooo!

I hate fuzzy rats,
Think they are worse than cats.
Use them as doormats.
Run run away!

See the evil squirrel!
Chittering, tail a-curl!
Mocking at noble Perl!
Run run away! (Woof!)


Chase it 'round the swing!
Mud on everything!
Soon it's neck I'll wring!
Run run away!

Get the evil squirrel!
Running fast, in a whirl!
Scared of this beagle girl!
Run run away! (Woof!)


Now it's on the deck,
Panting as hard as heck!
Its whole world I'll wreck!
Run run away!

Closing on that rat,
Ready for harsh combat!
Maybe I'll squish him flat!
Run run away! (Woof!)

[Grr, wuff ...]


Oh, now I can't wait!
Heading toward it straight!
My dreams then deflate!
Run run away!

See the small biped!
All clad in IU red!
Starts screaming off his head!
Run run away!


Scared away that squirrel,
Made his tail unfurl,
Angered his Queen Perl!
Run run away!

Make the biped pay!
He ruined my grand day!
Snatch his snack away!
Run run away!

I Like Big Mutts

[Perl]
Oh, my, god. Beauie, look at that mutt.
It is so big. *scoff* It looks like,
One of those NASCAR guys' dogs.
But, y'know, who understands those NASCAR guys? *scoff*
They only own it because,
It looks like a total penile surrogate, 'kay?
I mean, that dog, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so tall, it's like,
Out there, I mean - gross. Look!
It's just so ... huge!

[Sir Barks-a-Lot]
I like big mutts and I can not lie.
You other canines can't deny
When an akita walks in with an itty bitty smile
And legs long as a mile
I will howl, wanna lick on your ear
Cause you make me run in fifth gear
Right to the place you're standin'.
I'm excited and over-glandin'.

Oh greyhound, I wanna get wit'cha
My leg's a-twitch-a.
The bipeds said "Beauie, save it!"
But just one look and "Oh boy! My favorite!"

Ooh, you bull mastiff,
You say you wanna gimme a sniff?
Well smell me, smell me,
You don't have to twice tell me.

I just start dancin'
You'd say it's almost prancin'.
She's big, y'dig,
Got me dancin' out a turbo jig.

I'm tired of these folks with bling
Sayin' toy breeds are the thing.
Take the average hound and ask him that
He'll rap in your hat.

So afghans! (Yeah!) Sheepdogs! (Yeah!)
Do they leave you in a fog? (Hell yeah!)
Scottish Deer Hounds! (Black labs!) Setters! (Coon hounds!)
Even St Bernards!
Gotta be big!

(Yorkie face with a great dane booty)
Gotta be big!
(Yorkie face with a great dane booty) I like 'em long, and tall
And now I'm tellin' all y'all,
I just can't help myself, I love a big canine.
Want 'em all to be mine.

I wanna play with you
And Arf! Makin' me Arf-Arf!
I ain't talkin' bout poodles
Cause big dogs are the kit and caboodle.

I want 'em real tall and lanky,
Be they reb or yankee,
Or else Barks-a-Lot gets cranky,
And rolls around where it's stanky.

So I saw this Argentine Dogo,
Better than a Bergamasco.
Take the Lhasa Apso,
I'll keep the big ol' Jindo

I want a howl with tall sistas, I wanna run with ya
I won't bite or nip ya
But I gotta be straight when I say we're gonna BARK
To the break of dawn.
Don't need a bichon
I need to find me a dog with brawn.

Cause those little dogs yap and then nap.
But I'd rather bay and play.
Cause I'm loud like a gong
And I can chew right through a kong

So Huskies! (Ruff!) Redbones! (Woof!)
If you wanna come back to my home (Arf!)
Then sit! Stand! And now down!
Even scotties wanna be wolfhounds.
Gotta be big!

Gotta be big!

(Yeah, baby ... when it comes to canines,
I'll take a big dog for my selection. You say I'm a lap-dog? Only if you're Yao Ming.)

So your dog fits in your Honda, lookin' smaller than Uganda
On a globe that could be swallowed by an anaconda.
That dog just won't do at all
It has to be tall, y'all.

You can get cats or birds or parrots,
But only big dogs will have merit.
Some people wanna say that small's good
But big dogs are misunderstood.

They lose them and leave 'em.
Never mind they could be retrievin'
Squirrels from your back yard;
For a lapdog that's too hard!
Cause their legs are small or they're just too chicken.
To the curb I'm kickin'

Those little dogs that are too small.
They ain't the ones, y'all.
Give me a borzoi, not one like a toy,
A great dane makes me shout for joy.

So take all your little dogs,
You might as well own some frogs.
Cause big mutts are the best ones around
Even if it's just a basset hound.

So when you adopt your mutt,
Make sure it's big as a hut.
Take it from Sir Barks-a-Lot,
Make a big breed your new Spot.

Gotta be big!

Gotta be big!

Bigger and with vigor it's my favorite dog.
Bigger and with vigor it's my favorite dog.
Bigger and with vigor it's my favorite dog.
Bigger and with vigor it's my favorite dog.