The Beagles Are Back in Town

[With sincerest apologies to the late Phil Lynnott]

Guess who just got back today?
Those wild-eyed hounds that had been away.
Haven't changed, or eaten enough today,
But man, I think those beagles are great.

They were askin' if you were a hound,
How you smelled, where food could be found.
Then they ran off toward downtown,
Driving all the chipmunks crazy.

The beagles are back in town (beagles are back in town).
(I sniff) The beagles came back dooooown,
The beagles with tick of brown.
The beagles who do not frown (beagles who like to clown).
The beagles who wear the crown (beagles are back in town).

You know this hound, he always howls a lot?
Every night he'll be in your crotch smelling what you got.
Man his nose is so cool, it's anti-hot.
He'll set you to screamin'.

That day over at the bark park,
Well Perlie got up and she chased off a lark.
And then she snuck up with a nose so stark
Cold on your bare leg, you won't forget her.

The beagles are back in town (beagles are back in town).
(I sniff) The beagles came back dooooown,
The beagles with tick of brown.
The beagles who do not frown (beagles who like to clown).
The beagles who wear the crown (beagles are back in town).

Spread the treats around!
Guess who's back in town?
You spread popcorn around!

Every night they'll be ready to kill
Anything that comes off the grill.
The slobber will flow and the drinks will spill.
And if the beagles wanna eat you better let them.

A squirrel's in the back yard; with a mad dash, they're gone!
The howls are getting louder, it won't be long,
It won't be long till the dinner gong,
Now that the beagles run again.

The beagles are back in town (beagles are back in town).
(I sniff) The beagles came back dooooown,
The beagles with tick of brown.
The beagles who do not frown (beagles who like to clown).

(Spread the treats around.)

The beagles who wear the crown (beagles are back in town).

(The beagles are back, they'll eat your snack!)

The beagles are back in town again.
They're sniffing up your Chino's.
The beagles are back in town again.