Run Run Away

[With full apologies to Slade]


Aw-roooo!

I hate fuzzy rats,
Think they are worse than cats.
Use them as doormats.
Run run away!

See the evil squirrel!
Chittering, tail a-curl!
Mocking at noble Perl!
Run run away! (Woof!)


Chase it 'round the swing!
Mud on everything!
Soon it's neck I'll wring!
Run run away!

Get the evil squirrel!
Running fast, in a whirl!
Scared of this beagle girl!
Run run away! (Woof!)


Now it's on the deck,
Panting as hard as heck!
Its whole world I'll wreck!
Run run away!

Closing on that rat,
Ready for harsh combat!
Maybe I'll squish him flat!
Run run away! (Woof!)

[Grr, wuff ...]


Oh, now I can't wait!
Heading toward it straight!
My dreams then deflate!
Run run away!

See the small biped!
All clad in IU red!
Starts screaming off his head!
Run run away!


Scared away that squirrel,
Made his tail unfurl,
Angered his Queen Perl!
Run run away!

Make the biped pay!
He ruined my grand day!
Snatch his snack away!
Run run away!