Big Heart/Warm Bedspread

[With full apologies to Cake]

I want a girl who can spoil her doggies.
I want a girl who loves her pets.
I want a girl with shoes that niff and
Hands that heat like turbo jets.

I want a girl with a wide open pantry
That is big, and filled-up, and thoroughly packed.
She's playing with my dew claws, she is putting out my toys,
She is rubbing my belly and petting my back.

I want a girl with a big heart and waaaarm bedspread.

I want a girl who hugs me early (hugs me early)
I want a girl who snuggles me late (snuggles me late)
I want a girl with uninterrupted dog time (uninterrupted)
Who sneaks me spaghetti right from her plate.

With a lap that feels like heaven's pillow
And a voice that coos and makes me wag,
She is kind, and sweet, and smells like kibble,
She hugs me so warmly and buys me new swag.

I want a girl with a big heart and waaaarm waaaarm bedspread.

I want a girl with no trepidation (no trepidation)
Whose ear needs licking, and who smiles down at me (smiles at me).
At the shelter, we will meet accidentally (meet accidentally)
She thinks I'm cute, and says so with glee.

She wants a dog who likes to be cuddled,
She wants a dog that can stay inside.
I like her cat with the calico pattern!
I'm going home now in her convertible Saturn!

I got a girl with a big heart and a waaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmm bedspread.

(Arf arf, arf arf, arf arf;
arf arf arf arf aaaaarf arf ...)