Friday, February 8, 2008

Running with the Beagle

[With apologies to all of Van Halen]

I gulp my food like there's no tomorrow.
And all I eat, Beau tries to steal.
I need to eat more food than Charo
'Cause I'll outrun anything on wheels!

Oh yeah.

[Warooo!]
Running with the beagles.
(Awyeah-eah-eah, How-roo!]
Running with the beagles.

(I'll howl you about it.)
Now a beagle's life ain't so simple,
We've got to run and bay all day long.
Our calories should make us blimple,
But we shred turf like I did this song.

Ooh, yeah [howl]
Running with the beagles.
(I'm gonna lap one more time, howwwl!]
Running with the beagles.

You know uh,
I treat my body just like a temple
In a slightly run-down neighborhood.
A beagle runs so that a limp'll
Slow us down less than it should.

(Awwww, yeah)
Running with the beagles.
(Oh yes! O yes I'm running)
Running with the beagles.
[One more lap!]

Howl! Howl!

[Whooo! Uh,]
Running with the beagles.
(Hoo, boy, …)
Running with the beagles.

[Whuh, puff]

Running with the beagles.
[Huff, huff]
Running with the beagles.

[ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......]


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