Welcome to my Dogpack

[With full apologies to Izzy Stradlin … the rest of Guns and Roses being beyond apology.]


[Oh my Snoopy…]

ROoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Arf!

Welcome to my dog pack,
We got treats and toys.
We got everything you want,
Except for pink borzois.

We are the beagles that you hear
Baying loud at night.
If you got the moxie, doxie,
You won’t suffer fright

In my dog pack, welcome to my dog pack
We’ll snatch all of your
Tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-treats, treats.
Arf, woof. You’re gonna watch me eat!

Welcome to my dog pack,
We run here every day
After squirrels and rabbits, too,
But not those things that neigh.

And you’re a very swift young hound,
Very quick to learn.
If you pay attention close,
Some kibble you may earn

From my dog pack, welcome to my dog pack
Now where’s my my, my, my
My beagle team?!
Oo, oh, they just make me scream!

Welcome to my dog pack,
We get fed here twice a day.
You have to sit and stay for treats,
But that’s just the price we pay.

You gotta run after what you see,
You’ll catch one eventually.
You can have anything of Beau’s
But don’t take a thing from me!

In my dog pack, welcome to my dog pack!
Bring me your kibble
P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-please, please!
Herf, wuff. I gotta get some feed!

When we run, we never
Really wanna wind down,
These hounds,
Loud sounds,
Such clowwwwwns,
Rooooooooo!

[You know where you are?
You’re in my dog pack, baby!
You’re gonna run!]

In my dog pack, welcome to my dog pack
We’ll take all of your
Tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-treats, treats.

In my dog pack, welcome to my dog pack
You’re in my my, my, my
My beagle team!

In my dog pack, welcome to my dog pack
We’ll run until you have sore
Kn-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees.

In my dog pack, welcome to my dog pack!
There goes a squir--
We’re gonna take it down!
Woof!