Are You Gonna Feed This Dog

[With apologies to Jet]

Go!!

So 1, 2, 3, take my paw and come with me
Because you smell so fine
That you really make me howl and whine.

I say you smell so fine
That you really make me howl and whine.

Oh, 4,5,6 it's time to do some tricks
Now you don't need jerky treats
When your pig ears smell like biped feets.

Big black nose,
Long brown ears,
I'm so sweet
With that food so near.

Well I could sniff
What you bin wif,
And you have got another bone, yea!
You know you
Ain't gave much to chew,
So I won't let you get away, yea!
I said, are you gonna feed this dog?

So 7, 8, 9, feed me now or I will whine.
Because you have good food
To which my eyes are glued.

I say you have that food
That makes me want to start a feud.

Oh, 10, 11, 12, in the treat bowl I'll delve
If you don't feed me right now.
I could eat a whole gurnsey cow.

I can sit,
I can stand,
I can stay
For that treat so grand.

Well I can smell
And I can tell,
That you have got a pig ear bone, yea!
I know you
Like to make me stew,
Until I sit and stand and stay, yea!
I said, are you gonna feed this dog?

Oh yea. Oh yea. C'mon!

Well I can bark
Until it's dark,
If you don't yield that jerky treat, yea!
I will make
You grill a steak,
Because I know right where you sleep, yea!
Now, feed this dog
Feed this dog.
Are you gonna feed this dog? Yea!