Belly Rub Day

(with full apologies to the members of U2)

The hand is a boon,
Reaching out from the biped grouch.
Here is some room,
Some space to laze on this couch.

Think I'm in luck,
And the reason that you have to care
Is that you're stuck,
And you're not moving anywhere.

You know you've found a friend,
Whether you wanted to or not,
Someone who needs your hand,
Right in this itchy spot.

It's a belly rub daaaaaaaaaaaay!
Hands on, I feel like
It's a belly rub daaaaaaaaaaaay!
Won't let you get away!

Home or on the road,
Who cares about the destination?
Jes' gimme a ruuuub!
Or would that mean too much indignation?

I love this time,
You can see that I am not blue.
You've rubbed my belly,
So I'll lick on the face you!

It's a belly rub daaaaaaaaaaaay!
Y'ain't gonna get away!
It's a belly rub daaaaaaaaaaaay!

Rub me! Rub me!
Take me to that leg twitch place!
Love me, biped!
I know you're not a hopeless case!

See the beagle with tick of blue!
See her belly, right in front of you!
See the mouth, making pleas so loud!
See the nose snorting out a big cloud!
See the bipeds laughing with mirth!
See the rubbed-uppest belly on Earth!
And see the beagle, happy as sin,
At the moment the belly rub did begiiiiiiin.

It's a belly rub daaaaaaaaaaaay!
Beagle Queen demands her way!
It's a belly rub daaaaaaaaaaaay!

Touch me! Touch me!
Rub me here in this place.
Reach me now,
And please pick up the pace

What I don't have, makes me have a cow.
What I don't know, I really need, and how.
What I don't have, I sure need it now.
I need it now.
Such a belly rub daaaayy.....